Somewhere Popeye is Screaming in Terror and Confusion
There’s a headline I never would have suspected I would see in my lifetime. Now I’m looking forward to the one that says “FDA to Consumers: Smoke more, eat more bacon.” Because nitrates and nicotine battle e.coli bacteria for supremacy in your body, you see. Yes, yes. I’ll be expecting that headline presently.
Fortunately, you may still eat lima beans. Children everywhere shall cheer the news!