Hugo Chavez Had It Wrong
I am the devil! George Bush is, at best, an imp.
Yeah, I’m letting off some post-novel steam. Why do you ask?
I have to say, there’s something about my head that makes it particularly good for turning into your basic Photoshop devil. Personally I think it’s all about the eyebrows. In day to day life my eyebrows are, at best, unremarkable, but when required they are capable of Nicholson-like arching. I’ll note that the shape of the eyebrows above has not been Photoshopped in any way. That’s all me, baby.
What I’m particularly proud of is that I did this Photoshoppery after I finished my novel, not before, thus avoiding the dread “how’s the book coming along?” questions that would inevitably ensue. The book is done, damn you! And what I say damn you, clearly, I mean it.
Ironically, I did a photo shoot today for a magazine article. None of those pictures look like this one. So far as I know.