Daily Archives: November 29, 2006

Oh My God! It’s the Zombie Patrick Henry!

Oh, don’t look so shocked. You knew this was coming. Also, the target of Zombie Patrick Henry’s ire would in fact be Newt Gingrich, for being yet another schmoe promoting the “terrorists hate our freedoms, and that’s why we have to ditch the freedoms” mindset. Note to Gingrich: The expiration date on that particular school […]

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Must. Not. Destroy. Computer.

I just had one of those “You’re writing a long entry and then the computer freezes up and eats it all” moments, about which the less said the better for my blood pressure. I could re-write the thing, but I think I’d rather tongue-bathe the crap I pulled out of the sink earlier today. Instead, […]

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A Small and Disturbing Moment in Home Maintenance

I snaked one of the bathroom drains. I may never. Stop. Screaming. I mean, honestly. Hideous monsters must be shedding into our sinks, because what came out of that drain had nothing to do with any of the humans who live here. I doubt it was even mammalian. To reiterate: Gaaaaaaaah. The tub drain needs […]

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