I snaked one of the bathroom drains.
I may never. Stop. Screaming.
I mean, honestly. Hideous monsters must be shedding into our sinks, because what came out of that drain had nothing to do with any of the humans who live here. I doubt it was even mammalian.
To reiterate: Gaaaaaaaah.
The tub drain needs snaking, too.
Somebody hold me.