The Last Cat Picture of the Day, I Swear
Posted on December 4, 2006 Posted by John Scalzi 20 Comments
I guess this is what I get for buying a case of the Boba’s Best brand Midichlorian Feast cat food down at Sam’s Club. What can I say, it was on sale.
It’s amusing to watch the cat use her Jedi mind powers on the dog, however.
Wow. Holy 1950’s mutant horror pictures, Batman!
Nice decorations, BTW.
I did some Habitat for Humanity work down in the hills of Tennessee when I was a wee lad. One day while taking a break I heard a sound like what your cat might have made (especially if she keeps growing). I kept on looking over my shoulder waiting for such a sight to come wakling over the hills to turn us into gigantic fur-ball fodder. I was told it was a pea(cock) hen. I’m still not sure I believe those people.
So is that TAD sequel coming out in like 2009, now, with all the photographing?
“I’m in your face, helpin’ you prokraztin8!”
Keep up comments like that, you may never get the sequel, man.
Keep up comments like that, you may never get the sequel, man.
Chang, shhhh. And wouldn’t it be “pro-catz-in-8-ing” anyway?
Chang, shhhh. And wouldn’t it be “pro-catz-in-8-ing” anyway?
Steve: yes.
John: Sorry.
Is that just Chang not getting the sequel, or all of us?
Is that just Chang not getting the sequel, or all of us?
Let’s put out the sequel, and not tell Chang!
Well,pardner.
Looks like today you’re all Cat and no Bacon.
Well,pardner.
Looks like today you’re all Cat and no Bacon.
HEY! KNOCK IT AWFF!!!
Buncha meanies…
HEY! KNOCK IT AWFF!!!
Buncha meanies…
Besides, I’m the king of the suckup. And Scalzicce, the barefoot he of the great mastery of the pen, will be getting some beautiful delectable edibles… just as soon as I find the right sized box.
Obi Wan Clawnobi, driven to the Dark Side of the Furce by endless humiliation with breakfast foods and cheap jewelry, becomes Hisslord Darth Felinious.
Grown to enormous size, Felinious has used her powers to enter the stronghold of the Jedi Knights’ holy of holies, the Infotainment Chapel.
She now waits, perched atop the Sacred Big Screen, for unsuspecting Jedis to enter the Infotainment Chapel. What awful carnage does she have in mind?
Tune in next week and find out!
Obi Wan Clawnobi, driven to the Dark Side of the Furce by endless humiliation with breakfast foods and cheap jewelry, becomes Hisslord Darth Felinious.
Grown to enormous size, Felinious has used her powers to enter the stronghold of the Jedi Knights’ holy of holies, the Infotainment Chapel.
She now waits, perched atop the Sacred Big Screen, for unsuspecting Jedis to enter the Infotainment Chapel. What awful carnage does she have in mind?
Tune in next week and find out!
A Cat taped with bacon = 10000 web hits.
A giant levitating cat = 11 web hits.
Hmmm very strange.
Well, everyone loves bacon.
Ohhh, the cat’s levitating.
I thought it was lounging on top of the television.
And gigantic.
No I don’t need glasses!