And Now This Critical News Flash

My toe is sore.

Ow.

18 Comments on “And Now This Critical News Flash”

  1. > My toe is sore.

    Remember what Tom Beringer said in Platoon: “Take the pain! Take the pain!”

  2. > Remember what Tom Beringer said in Platoon: “Take the pain! Take the pain!”

    And look what happened to him.

  3. I highly recommend not kicking things/people. Has done wonders for flare ups of my toe is sore. Of course, not kicking things has lead to greater occurance of steam puffs coming out my ears (accompanied by the sound of train whistles) and the rare case of exploding head. I have found I can ameliorate some of these side-effects by balancing not kicking things with hitting things and throwing things out windows. I find throwing things with batteries particularly effective.

  4. Sore toe? Isn’t that what killed Jack Daniels? Get it checked out before you become a trivia bit used in clever advertising. It could happen…

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