Categories Uncategorized And Now This Critical News Flash My toe is sore. Ow. Post author By John Scalzi Post date December 9, 2006 18 Comments on And Now This Critical News Flash My toe is sore. Ow. Share: By John Scalzi I enjoy pie. View Archive → ← Fear My Gaping Maw → And Now This Startling Admission 18 replies on “And Now This Critical News Flash” What’d ya do? And where’s the accompanying photo? Blogging truly is replacing journalism. My head is sore. Wow, I guess the furniture is surprisingly un-sturdy. Hope you didn’t hurt anything else. cockring. Damn, I said it again! > My toe is sore. Remember what Tom Beringer said in Platoon: “Take the pain! Take the pain!” > Remember what Tom Beringer said in Platoon: “Take the pain! Take the pain!” And look what happened to him. i feel your pain John. have a batch of interweb cookiez. Fie! Woe, his gore. I highly recommend not kicking things/people. Has done wonders for flare ups of my toe is sore. Of course, not kicking things has lead to greater occurance of steam puffs coming out my ears (accompanied by the sound of train whistles) and the rare case of exploding head. I have found I can ameliorate some of these side-effects by balancing not kicking things with hitting things and throwing things out windows. I find throwing things with batteries particularly effective. Get an axe and cut that weak bastard off. And Now This Critical News Flash My toe is sore. Ow. No doubt causing JS to go on a maple fueled binge of rage and maybe a little Doom. With bacon. Dr. Phil (see what happens when you don’t give details? zero sympathy…) That’s what happens when you type sex scenes with it. Sore toe? Isn’t that what killed Jack Daniels? Get it checked out before you become a trivia bit used in clever advertising. It could happen… Mine, too, but I cured it with the ancient healing art of Toe-Fu. I am posting on this thread for no reason whatsoever. Comments are closed.