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Proof, Damn You

Given that I lied to you all about the sore toe thing, when I noted that I sore thumb, some of you have doubt that I actually had a sort thumb. So here’s proof that I did indeed gnaw my thumbnail way down past what is truly advisable: It feels better now, though. Update, 6:49pm: […]

Given that I lied to you all about the sore toe thing, when I noted that I sore thumb, some of you have doubt that I actually had a sort thumb. So here’s proof that I did indeed gnaw my thumbnail way down past what is truly advisable:

It feels better now, though.

Update, 6:49pm:
Whatever reader Pixelfish, responding to requests, offers up this photo mashup:

Classic.

By John Scalzi

I enjoy pie.

40 replies on “Proof, Damn You”

Ewww. Ewewewewewewewewewewewewew. Ewwww!!

All those in favour of Krissy taking John out for his first manicure (and an optional set of acrylic nails with an astronomical theme), raise your hands. *squints* Looks unanimous to me.

The thing is John, everyone tells you that it’s wrong to gnaw on your fingernails, but no one ever says anything about thumbnails. So, I’m going to say that chewing your thumbnail is perfectly fine.

Hmm… sympathy? Or indignant outrage for being abused as a part of an unwitting social engineering project? Or kudos for showing an Unbeliever the Power which is The Whatever?

Hmm…

Okay, sorry you did that to your thumbnail. The good new is the East German gives you a 9.5 for symmetrically ripping it all the way across — I always go for the deep rip on one side only — but the East German judge has issues with his past career with the secret police. And to rub salt in the wound, How’s that new UPS unit on your computers doin’?

Dr. Phil

Man… Sharper Image always seems to come up with some new kick-ass personal grooming devices around this time of year, don’t they?

Hygiene Kitty says, “Show Support! Keep ’em Short!”

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