Smacking Around the Bigots, the Jeffersonian Way
Just briefly: U.S. Representative Keith Ellison taking the oath of office and swearing to uphold the Constitution on a Koran previously owned by Thomas Jefferson? That’s genius, man. That’s like stuffing Dennis Prager and Virgil Goode into a trash can, and then rolling the trash can down a steep hill, and then when poor dizzy Dennis and Virgil crawl out, covered in each others’ bile, there’s Thomas Jefferson, laughing and pointing at them. Some days, I just love my country.