Official Request: Don’t Taunt the Ohioans.
As basically the only person in the entire state of Ohio who doesn’t actually give a crap about Ohio State football (born and raised in California, remember?), it falls upon me to make the following request: Don’t bring up the game, folks. My entire state doesn’t want to talk about it. Like, really. And probably won’t want to until, oh, 2023 or so.
I make the request primarily out of self-preservation: I live here, you know. I have to deal with these folks. Please, don’t taunt them. They’ll just take it out on me.
I thank you in advance for your co-operation.