Daily Archives: February 10, 2007
One Day This Cat Will Find Me and Rip Out My Throat
Posted on February 10, 2007 17 Comments
Why? Because every time its owners get another book of mine, they celebrate by humiliating their cat with bacon. To wit: This follows this previous encounter involving this cat, my books, and bacon. Make no mistake, this cat will have its revenge. I mean, look at its expression. It’s all laugh while you can, monkey […]
Today’s Quote to Athena, Made That Much More Interesting By Its Utter Lack of Context
Posted on February 10, 2007 34 Comments
It is thus: “Now, I hope you understand that in fact most problems can’t be solved by the judicious use of a crossbow.”
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