The Mockery! It’s Begun!
Jon Hansen, bless his black little heart, makes an excellent campaign poster for me:
The mad elf CEO resurfaces! Best of all Amanda Dowum (who made the lovely tiara you see here) has said she’d make me an official SFWA president tiara. I do so love a good tiara.
For all of Jon Hansen’s excellent work, I feel that the picture does not quite capture the gravity of my candidacy, so allow me to post my own poster here:
(For those of you who are not complete Internet dorks, see here for the inside joke)
Naturally, I encourage you all to make funny-yet-humiliating SFWA President posters for me. Because it’s Friday, and it’s not like you’re actually working anyway.
Update: More posters await you behind the cut. I’ll keep posting them as they arrive.
From Christian DeBaun:
Two from Harmony Scofield:
Two from David Moles:
Two from Kate Baker:
Amanda J Dwyer:
Dig this awesome “smear” video from Mary Robinette Kowal: