These Are Made of Awesome. And Fat

Forwarded to me by someone who knows my love of bacon and cheese: Deep Fried Bacon, Cheese and Beer Dog. My arteries are clogging just thinking about it.

It comes with pictures. Oh, yes.

Comrades! Now Is The Time To Do Your Part For the Glorious Revolution!

This just in: Theo Black is awesome. Dig these mack daddy posters he made for my SFWA President run:

I swear that if I win, that last one is going to be my SFWA President business card. Yet another reason to vote for me.

Also, I swear to you that these popped into my e-mail at pretty much exactly the right time. For a number of various reasons, of which this whole SFWA president thing is one, I’ve been unspeakably stressed all day long (evidence of this: I’m up at 2:38 am and am not tired at all). These showed up, and I got a smile as wide as the Volga, and suddenly I felt ever so much better. Theo Black, you are my hero.

And so are you — really, all of you who are sending along these posters and stuff. I don’t want to make a big deal of it, but the fact is you folks doing this silly stuff is helping to keep my brain from jumping out of my skull and shoving itself into a kitchen appliance (“Will it Blend?indeed). It’s silly, it’s stupid, it’s dopey — and right now it means the world to me. Thank you all kindly.