Notes From the Airport
Hey! Dayton’s airport has free wifi. Nifty.
As I was buying myself a Coke at one of the airport stores, the register lady looked at me and said “Has anyone ever told you you look just like… Paul Shaffer?”
“Really, no,” I said.
“Well, you do,” she said. “The spitting image.”
Great. Of all the celebrities in the world to look like, I look like Artie Fufkin. Excuse me as I go walk into a propeller blade now.