I Hate Flying

My 12:10pm flight today has been delayed until 11:00pm tonight, and all things being equal, I imagine the airport gods will find some way to poke and taunt me some more. So who knows when I’ll actually get home.

Here, have an open thread. To get you started: Write a haiku about flying. Here’s mine:

Stupid airport gods
Why won’t you let me go home?
This Easter just sucks.

Your turn.

Happy Easter

I’m heading home on a reasonably early flight, so I can’t play with you all today. For all of you of the Easter-celebrating persuasion, have a Happy Easter; for everyone else, have a good Sunday. See you tomorrow.