My birthday isn’t until Thursday, but I got you something early and don’t want to wait to share it. It’s a short story I wrote, called “Pluto Tells All,” in which our most famous dwarf planet gets candid about life, the universe and everything, in the style of Esquire magazine’s “What I’ve Learned” articles. I had fun writing it.
Best of all, it’s webscab-tastically free for you to read! Because, hey, I’m giving that way (actually, it’s Subterranean Magazine Online that is giving that way. But, you know. It works out to the same thing).
Here it is. Enjoy.