Acquiescing to the Inevitable Requests

Here you go:

Now let us never speak of it again.

By John Scalzi

I enjoy pie.

20 replies on “Acquiescing to the Inevitable Requests”

oh heavens is it good to have the Whatever back (I came to this conclusion yesterday, so it’s not just the cat picture. Honest).

So my question: Is placing a book on the cat one of those consensus-based household decisions that requires consulting your partner in householding, or does that only apply when objects actually get attached to the cat?

Jaysus! Glarlgebargle looks super-pissed…

Man…. last time I saw a cat that pi$$ed, she was wearing a headband that my daughter put on her.

I warned my daughter not to take that picture…..

Next thing I know, I’m hearing “MOMMY!!!! MAKE HER STOP!!!!! MAKE HER STOP!!!!!

The usually even tempered Siamese was doing the booty scratch across her bedspread.

O Great Scalzi, what a wonderful picture of The Beauteous Ghlaghghee. Her Beautiful Sapphire Eyes, Her Glowing Inner Radiance softly illuminating Her Burgundy Throne… Is that actually a halo? The Executive Committee believes it is.

You have made up for your poor offering several days ago. Keep up the good work, and you may yet receive another Seal of Approval Award from The Official Ghlaghghee Fan Club.

The Official Ghlaghghee Fan Club

The book looks interesting. Bacon is always interesting. But you’ve got a fluffy, annoyed cat in the picture. If you take the same picture substituting the Wonderful Kodi for the annoyed cat, it would be a happy, bouncy, picture, because dogs like attention and a book about bacon is sort of like having real bacon to eat.

I shall not speak of smoked cured pork products in conjunction with annoyed fluffy cats again. I can take a hint.

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