Al Gore, Nobel Prize Winner
I just get a giggle saying that. Not just because Al Gore actually won the Nobel Peace Prize, but because for the next several days, the sheer amount of spittle that will issue forth from the right side of the aisle about the matter will be enough to liberally moisten any number of drought-stressed regions on our globe. I suggest we airlift the lot of them to Eritrea, where all their spittle will do some good. No rush in bringing them back.