The New Cover

Jeff Hentosz, who is handy with that there Photoshop, sends word that he’s “fixed” the cover of The Android’s Dream for me:

Clever. Adorably sick, but clever.

All I can say is, I’m glad I didn’t Photoshop this. Because then people would be asking me about my deadlines.

Don’t ask, people. Just. Don’t.

23 Comments on “The New Cover”

  1. Carol Elaine – Spend my days being creative with acting stuff & cleaning up after animals for money. Spend my evenings cleaning cat puke for free. 'Tis a glamorous life.
    Carol Elaine

    Ha! I love the idea of The Android’s Dream reimagined as a children’s book.

  2. Ha! Brilliant!

    Re: deadlines– I nearly fell asleep over my I-Law homework last night, so I ain’t going there. Speaking of the evil might summon it. Good luck with yours though.

  3. Jeff – sweet!

    We need to have a Photoshop showdown, one of these days over on Whateveresque. Imagine the glee of an entire thread spiraling out of control, and John having to perform his first phpBB Lock command.

  4. When I first glanced at the title I thought it said “Pat the Mutton” so I thought that it was going to be a paean to self-dating using a euphemism for “choking the chicken”. Oops, never mind.

    Old Jarhead

  5. That is made of awesome! I would buy copies of a children’s version like that for all the kids I know, my own included.

  6. My kids (now older teens) used to prefer books like that… no fluffy bunnies for them unless the beasties had fangs, a la Monty Python.

  7. What deadlines, John? Surely all that unpleasantness is in the past now . . .

  8. cjmantel – There's a massive lump of grey crap sitting between my ears. Sometimes it makes awesome things, and sometimes it just makes me crazy.

    Is it perhaps one of these?

  9. The only thing it’s missing is you could append “Agent to the Stars” below the author’s name — making it look like he might BE the agent to the stars and bring in that important Britney Speers fan base, who might be up to reading children’s books by now.

    Dr. Phil

  10. Thanks, folks! *puffs out chest and does that “Little Rascals” thing, shaking clasped hands on either side of my head*

    Old Jarhead: HAHAAAAA! Comedy gold. Clean your glasses.

    Christian: Yer on. Next time somebody is inspired here, let’s start a forum topic under Free Play called “The Whateveresque Cybertronic Refrigerator Door.”

  11. The Church of the Evolved Lamb should not only print children’s books, but also send young people in pairs door-to-door to spread the word. These young people should have wooly blue hair, of course.

  12. Paul Barnes – A Catholic convert with a love for history, philosophy, politics, theology and owner of a literary harem. If only he had the writing output of G.K. Chesterton instead of his girth...
    Paul Barnes

    All your nubbly are belong to us

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