Hey, Steve Burnap
Posted on October 26, 2007 Posted by John Scalzi 17 Comments
Please send me an e-mail, won’t you?
Don’t worry, it’s nothing horrible. And I’m not going to ask you for money. Or a kidney. Today.
Posted on October 26, 2007 Posted by John Scalzi 17 Comments
Please send me an e-mail, won’t you?
Don’t worry, it’s nothing horrible. And I’m not going to ask you for money. Or a kidney. Today.
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I’m not going to ask you for money. Or a kidney
But I do have a large amount of money I’m trying to get out of a certain West African nation and I need your help…
Hey Steve, did you know that Burnap spelled backwards is Panrub?
I just thought you’d want to know, because that’s pretty cool. Much cooler than my initials backwards being, “PMS” — which they are. No, I don’t want to talk about it.
The cake is a lie.
The cake is definitely a lie. It’s pastry prevarication.
Oh! And my initials backward are PAD. I’m cool that way.
Jim:
You are a truly funny dude! :)
Scalzi:
I t is funny that you are looking for him. I just opened a fortune cookie and there was a message from him! It says “HELP! I AM BEING HELD CAPTIVE IN A CHINEESE LAUNDRYMAT”
However the name and address of the laundymat was not stated..
Sorry.
Sorry. No kidneys left.
Er…anything else?
Well, I do love me a good spleen.
You know, you’re now 5th most googled for Steve Burnap.
Grats.
Oh great. Now people are googling me.
Can I retroactively rename myself Steve Smith?
Steve – would you want to be known as the real life identity of Red Green?
My initials are THC. Yeah, I know. Yeah, my parents grew it and smoked it, and it’s not like the plant was illegal or anything.
You know, it never occurred to me to google Steve Burnap until now. I wonder whatever I shall discover after embarking on this googlourney.
I’ve learned to expect disgusting porn when googling something from the Whatever…
Patrick: believe me, all you’ll find is dorkiness and tedium.
Great. After many years of hard google manipulation to ensure that my home page was the first hit for my name, YOU had to go and ruin it for me. :-)
Oh, dear. Sorry about that.
Oh well. I guess it’s time to start spamming sites with links for all your steve burnap needs.
Cute picture, Steve. Who’s the dude with the beard and glasses?
Some riff-raff who wanted a picture with someone important.