Hey, Steve Burnap

Please send me an e-mail, won’t you?

Don’t worry, it’s nothing horrible. And I’m not going to ask you for money. Or a kidney. Today.

17 Comments on “Hey, Steve Burnap”

  1. Hey Steve, did you know that Burnap spelled backwards is Panrub?

    I just thought you’d want to know, because that’s pretty cool. Much cooler than my initials backwards being, “PMS” — which they are. No, I don’t want to talk about it.

  2. The cake is definitely a lie. It’s pastry prevarication.

    Oh! And my initials backward are PAD. I’m cool that way.

  3. Jim:
    You are a truly funny dude! :)

    Scalzi:
    I t is funny that you are looking for him. I just opened a fortune cookie and there was a message from him! It says “HELP! I AM BEING HELD CAPTIVE IN A CHINEESE LAUNDRYMAT”
    However the name and address of the laundymat was not stated..
    Sorry.

  4. Oh great. Now people are googling me.

    Can I retroactively rename myself Steve Smith?

  5. Steve – would you want to be known as the real life identity of Red Green?

    My initials are THC. Yeah, I know. Yeah, my parents grew it and smoked it, and it’s not like the plant was illegal or anything.

  6. You know, it never occurred to me to google Steve Burnap until now. I wonder whatever I shall discover after embarking on this googlourney.

    I’ve learned to expect disgusting porn when googling something from the Whatever…

  7. Great. After many years of hard google manipulation to ensure that my home page was the first hit for my name, YOU had to go and ruin it for me. :-)

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