I ate about 42,000 calories at Thanksgiving dinner tonight. That’s a rough estimate.


Happy Thanksgiving

I’m off all day stuffing myself silly! I might return later this evening, but given the pernicious effects of tryptophan I can’t promise that what I write will make any sort of sense. So be warned.

For those of you online today: Dude, take a day off. But if you’re going to ignore me on this one — really, why should you start listening to me now — do the Thanksgiving thing and tell me about something you’re thankful for this year down there in the comment thread.

Me? At this particular moment, I’m thankful for a mother-in-law who is totally committed to stuffing about 27 pounds of food down my throat today. Go peritonitis!