Let Down by Soft Rock Yet Again
It took me 33 years to realize it, but you know what: Oz totally did give something to the Tin Man that he didn’t already have, namely, that heart-shaped watch on a chain. That’s why he gave it to the Tin Man in the first place. And the Tim Man wasn’t like, all, “oh, thanks, I was wondering where I put that.” Honestly, I don’t know how they missed that.
Also, I doubt you can find the Tropic of Sir Galahad on any credible map.
They were correct about how in the desert, the heat is hot. But I don’t know how much credit they should expect to get for that.
Sorry, I had to interrupt my book writing to tell you this because my brain would not give me peace until I did.
Don’t even get me started on that bastard Dan Fogelberg.
I’m going back to work now.