41 Comments on “Sunday Catbloggery”

1. how do you pronounce Ghlaghghee’s name?

2. Now, see, that couldn’t have happened without the desk being clean. Mind you, I could clean my desk for the next five hours (and it needs it), and Tuffy still wouldn’t fit on it.

3. Ian –

   Fluf-fy. It’s like the old bit about “ghoti” being pronounced “fish.”

4. (Oh, forgot to say)

   Whenever I see the word “Ghlaghghee”, my brain insists on pronouncing it gull-i-ghee, like the cartoon sound of someone chuging water.

5. Well, she certainly color-coordinates with the desk marvelously.

6. Saturday plotting, Sunday catblogging – sounds like a good weekend!

   As for pronunciation, I’ve always imagined it as GLAH-GUH-HEE – anywhere near the mark?

7. Well, of *course* she’s on the desk, how else could she use that nice brass telescope?

8. Well, this is just blantant pandering to the Maine readership!

   signed,

   The Official Kodi Should Be The Alpha in the House Society.

9. I see the desk is getting cluttered again with that pile of stuff behind the cat.

   Is it wise to be feeding the Non-Chang’s obsession, John? Lots of cat pics in the last few weeks. What will happen if you start to cut back?

10. O Great Scalzi, what an excellent beginning to your 2008 photojournal of The Beauteous Ghlaghghee.

    Magnificent She is not just simply a perfect “desk accessory” as you so crudely put it, but Simply Utter Perfection Itself. This elementary fact can be easily observed by even the least sophisticated of the Whatever readership (with the possible exception of The Anteater-Appreciation Society, which for some reason confuses Chang with Not Chang. Even though Nathan should know better.).

    The Official Ghlaghghee Fan Club

11. Aaaawww! Now I’m all cheered up! This is a really good picture of her.

12. Is that her ‘usual’ spot, or has the great New Year’s Cleaning allowed her to have a spot on the desk? Mine claimed the top of the printer as his new spot the other night. Apparently, he has figured out that the papers on the desk are not actually in use, thereby destroying the attractiveness of lying on them.

13. I always say, nothing can be considered beautiful, unless it looks as good bald. Could you shave Ghlaghghee and take photos please?

14. My immediate thought was what Karen said in #2. Could be a long-term impetus to maintain clean-deskitude . . . ?

15. “The ancient Egyptians worshipped cats, and cats have never forgotten that. ”
    You are correct, who are we to argue if Her Royal Highest chooses that particular spot to grace with her presence.

16. Enlighten me, oh Not Chang. I’m cornfoosed.

    **Kodi Rawks**

17. O Cornfoosed Nathan, how many times must it be explained? I am Not Chang, not Chang.

    The Official Ghlaghghee Fan Club

18. Off subject but I have to say woot woot. I stumbled across this site via a google search on Heinlein. It was your bit about being compared to him being a good thing. Well I enjoyed that bit so I bookmarked the site and have been loitering and tossing in my two bits for a couple of weeks now. Well I picked up three of you books yesterday and am a quarter of the way through OMW. Which brings me back to woot woot. Epic so far and I am only a quarter of the way through it. You set up some interesting things very early that I am really wondering about. As far as the Heinlein comparison, I don’t see it. Unless you think that interesting ideas in an entertaining story makes your stuff like Heinlein. Bla bla bla, I just wanted to say great stuff so far. Oh and purdy putty.

19. M’sure Rembrant, it isn’t that the Scalzi compares himself to Heinlein, but that a lot of other people do. I think it is the ability to tell stories on a grand scale and keep them small and interesting, in a way.

20. It’s a Kitty! I WANT KITTEH!! Alas, Mom’s allergic (yes, I live with my mom. I’m also 16).

    It would make a nice desk accessory…. If there was room on my desk. He’d (I’d get a he cat) have to sit on my various Who CDs and dolls from Japan.

21. And really, who are we to argue?

    You are her human servants. Which means you are no one. Now get her a treaty-treat, and quit messing around with things that are not her.

22. Seeing Ghlaghghee’s name always makes me want to say weird things with a sort of coughing followed by a slight squeal of trying to suck in a breath.

    Fortunately, I remember she’s Welsh, and things start to make sense.

23. Uh, hello? Is this thing on?

    Love the picture of Arglebargle. She’s as beauteous as my anti-namesake states. They do seem to like to deposit themselves in such a way as to be less accessory than monument, don’t they?

    Remember. Cats have staff, dogs have owners.

24. She’d be a better desk accessory if she were magnetic.

25. I love this cat. She is just gorgeous.

    I got my new kitty Friday–Chappy after Charlie Chaplin– and my resident cat–Jackson, after Jackson Pollock–wants to gut him like a fish. It’s been very upsetting. We’re making baby steps today though. Instead of spending 100% of his time trying to be a Slice-O-Matic, Jackson now only spends 50% of his time in that pursuit. The other fifty is spent with his nose up the kitten’s behiney. The kitten is looking at him with a disgusted, Dude!-I-don’t-like-you-that-way look.

    I’m spending my time running alongside the kitten like a secret service agent–escorting him to his official potty and food stations.

    I hope this gets better. :-(

26. …because everyone needs a paperweight with a mind of her own…

27. What I’m wondering about is the collection of Official John Scalzi Convention Name Badges on what appears to be a lampshade behind Her Majesty.

    Do you keep them for souveniers, or because by the end of the con you can’t remember your own name?

28. I am not a writer so maybe my post wasn’t clear. I didn’t mean to say that Mr Scalzi compared himself to RAH. Lets edit!

    As far as the Heinlein comparison, I don’t see it. Unless you think that interesting ideas in an entertaining story makes his stuff like Heinlein.

    Change one little word and everything changes. Shoot while I’m at it I’ll get the typo too.

    Well I picked up three of your books yesterday and I am a quarter of the way through OMW.

    There all better. I thought about getting cute and useing their or they’re but decided against it. I need all the iq I can hold on to.
    Part II is done and gone. Not as fun as part I but still good. No sign of the answers to the interesting things I noted in my first post.

29. Ian: I’ve been pronouncing it Glaggy mentally EVEN THOUGH I know, know, know, that’s pronounced Fluffy. (My boyfriend thinks it’s an awesome name.)

30. Shoot maybe I should of said
    story makes Scalzi’s stuff like Heinlein.
    Oh well.

31. Beautimous cat–and congrats on the desk still being clean enough to have room for her!

    Also…finished You’re Not Fooling Anyone… and Old Man’s War–Whee!

32. I always thought that Ghlaghghee was named after the sound a cat makes when coughing up a hairball.

33. Cats make great desk accessories – *and* great fashion accessories, bed warmers, sofa cuddles…. is there anything they can’t do?

34. When two cats meet they’ll bump heads. During this head bumping they’ll release pheromones that send the message they’re friendly. Considering how humans and cats tend to react to each other, I wonder if maybe we produce a chemically similar pheromone that sends the same signal.

35. To Patrick at #13: I have almost the same exact cat (well, except for gender), and the answer is no. He does not look nearly as beautiful bald. Plus they hate it and tend to shred the human who wields the clippers.

    Believe it.

36. I’m finding the golden telescope much more interesting then the cat.
    could you please dedicate a post to it (the ‘scope not the cat) ?

    Is it functional ? for decoration ?
    Have you shared your family with your astronomic findings/observations ?

37. #25 Dana Jean who Wang Chungs but never Changs Says:

    I got my new kitty Friday–Chappy after Charlie Chaplin– and my resident cat–Jackson, after Jackson Pollock–wants to gut him like a fish. It’s been very upsetting. We’re making baby steps today though. Instead of spending 100% of his time trying to be a Slice-O-Matic, Jackson now only spends 50% of his time in that pursuit. The other fifty is spent with his nose up the kitten’s behiney. The kitten is looking at him with a disgusted, Dude!-I-don’t-like-you-that-way look.
    I’m spending my time running alongside the kitten like a secret service agent–escorting him to his official potty and food stations.

    Dana Jean: If Chappy and Jackson don’t hit it off, consider boarding them together(!) for a day or two. No, seriously….

    A good friend who adopted three kittens a couple months ago had a similar problem: Hoover (senior feline) wanted nothing to do with the young’uns¹, and clearly considered them interlopers at best, or intruders — hiss, snarl, smack — when in a bad mood.

    All four felines spent a few days boarded together at the nearby vet/clinic to allow my friend to visit her relatives for Christmas. (In past years someone² has been available to mind cats over a holiday weekend, but this year no one could take up the slack.) Said boarding, while neither unduly unpleasant nor to the cats’ liking, had an odd payoff — they bonded at some point while in durance vile. Hoover is now not only civil, but actually plays with the wee kittens… even mock-wrestles with eldestbiggest kitten Leo at ~five percent of his full strength, while faking defeats like a seasoned WWE pro.

    Best of luck to you, to the New Kitty on the Block, and the Resident Curmudgeon — and hope you all have fun tonight!
    --------------------------------------------------------
    ¹ Adoptees: Leo (“Leo Pard”), Sacha, Lilly; all ~6 months of age.
    ² Ofttimes, someone = me.

38. #36 nsh scrobe thusly:

    Have you shared your family with your astronomic findings/observations ?

    Although astronomy is one of John’s passions, I’m certain that you meant to write that sentence the other way around… :-)

39. He is quite gorgeous… And, you are already messing up the hard work that Krissy did in that office… aren’t you?

    be well,
    Dawn

40. I, for one, welcome our Magnificent Feline Overlord. Forgive me please Magnificent Ghlaghghee for noticing things other than you, but…
    Are those drumsticks visible in the background? Inquiring minds want to know…
    As for the convention badges- I like to keep my own just for their value as reminders of great times. Of Scalzi’s, my favorite has to be the WorldCon 2006 “Hugo Loser” Crashed Rocketship badge.

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