More Writing “Advice”
Not from me, from Stephen Granade. Here’s a sample:
Here’s the thing that you, the would-be fiction writer, have to understand about writing and publishing: it’s a big conspiracy. It’s a cabal. There are probably robes and secret handshakes and driving around in tiny cars while wearing fezzes. You can tell because every published writer denies it, and if there’s stronger proof than that, I don’t know what it is.
I for one deny it. Deny it emphatically.