Round These Here Parts, We Just Eat Them
Posted on March 23, 2008 Posted by John Scalzi 25 Comments
Horrible doings a-transpiring, involving chocolate bunnies.
Posted on March 23, 2008 Posted by John Scalzi 25 Comments
Horrible doings a-transpiring, involving chocolate bunnies.
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The Death Metal Remix is pretty good, too. Also about twice as fast, if people don’t have the time to watch slow la-la-la music.
THERE WILL BE JUSTICE FOR THAT……..
COMING SOON…..
FROM THE DENTIST….
BWHAAAA HA HA…
Well, that was surreal. Sort of a Wednesday Addams Easter…
Poor lil’ bunny.
Got to share this.
Uh, huh.
The concept is sound, but if no scenario involves a fuse being lit … well, nice try, is all.
Isn’t there something in the Geneva Convention about mistreatment of Chocolate Easter Bunnies? Shouldn’t PETA be notified!?! …and NO, I don’t mean People Eating Tasty Animals! The Other PETA, dammit!
That was just sick.
Wow! Did you see the way the rabbit’s head just blew right off?
Sick, I tell you.
Is there something wrong with me because I couldn’t help but giggle like a maniac while watching that?
You all seen the cartoon books about bunnies committing suicide? Some of them are quite gruesome, and yet you just can’t help but see what the next one thought up. more info at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Book_of_Bunny_Suicides
Jeff beat me to it. If it doesn’t include ‘sploding bunny…nice try, but fail.
That was bizarre and sad, but strangely beautiful. Love the music.
Has anyone shared with you yet the plight of the Cadbury Eggs?
If you go to http://www.cremeegg.co.uk/ , pull down the light shade, and choose “fantasies”. You have your choice of seeing how this holiday season is affecting the psyches of the poor, poor eggs. (Think Jonestown, only messy. And with music.)
I don’t feel any remorse for the bunnies.
However, that was a waste of a lot of good chocolate.
Good is a relative term…
I love that the heat lamp melted the bunny’s face like the Arc of teh Covenant melted the Nazi’s face.
MMmmmmm… Chocolate Nazis…
No, wait.
A microwave works better. Here are detailed instructions on how to nuke a chocolate bunny with style!
http://safewrite.livejournal.com/209816.html
My 9 year old daughter says “Awesome!”. Her friend is crying.
My laughter is scaring the cats. And my wife.
Happy National Egg Salad Week to all and sundry!
–ml
Purely in the interest of balanced reporting, I for one would pay actual money to see Revenge of the Chocolate Bunnies featuring people herded or kicked into bubbling vats of chocolate to drown and/or parboil. Extra points if the lagomorphs bite their chocolate-coated ears off afterward.
Miles Archer #16: My sympathies go out to your daughter’s friend. I hope she will learn from this how sick people can be — and when it’s time to take appropriate measures.
I understand the how of it, I just don’t quite get the why.
Why? There is no “why.” It’s aRt, you heathen. ;p
No blowtorch?
It’s only real art if you use a solid chocolate bunny. Hollow bunnies are pop-art.
I want to see “Revenge of the Chocolate Bunnies”!
Someone with more know-how than I needs to slow down the face-melting finale to “Raiders of the Lost Ark” and set it to the mellow “la la la” music from the bunny video.
Then, and only then, will the acid trip be complete.