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After a Certain Point the Photoshopping Became Inevitable

Lovingly dedicated to Wil Wheaton. If you have to ask why, it’s probably best you don’t know.

By John Scalzi

I enjoy pie.

23 replies on “After a Certain Point the Photoshopping Became Inevitable”

Dang!

They make a biscuit for dogbreath that bad!

And I’m imagining this King Ghidrah-like sound as well.
In addition, I’ve lost minutes of my life watching videos thanks to Wil’s blog.
So, you’ve got the Mecha-Bears beat but what’s your Zombie Plan?

Well, indeed, you should see what shoots out of there.

Lasers and photon torpedoes come out the front. Land mines are deployed from the aft weapons port. Everybody knows that.

Darn it. Now I can’t get out of my mind the hope that a future Scalzi novel will involve a scene where a special forces team of Akitas with lasers fight off alien Mecha-Bears with cannons. I can see something like that happening in Harry Creek’s life. For some reason the Akitas all talk with Russian accents, too. Does this mean it’s time I stop taking NyQuil during the day?

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