Daily Archives: April 25, 2008
It Has Begun
Posted on April 25, 2008 74 Comments
Yes, yes. It has. Arrangements have been made. Wheels set into motion. At this point, it is inevitable. Unavoidable. Implacable would not be too strong a word. What has begun? I cannot tell you. Suffice to say it is evil. And yet awesome, in its way. And it will be visited upon one of you. […]
The Dastardly Culprits What Make Me Sneeze
Posted on April 25, 2008 19 Comments
These are they! Well, some of them, anyway. In the crabapple tree in the front yard. Evil bastards, the lot of them, but they sure are pretty.
Not Even In Your Dreams
Posted on April 25, 2008 24 Comments
I had this dream last night that I was playing a guitar and singing a song, and everyone around me started singing along with me. And when the song was done, I said, “wow, you must have really liked the song,” and someone said “no, we were all singing to drown out your guitar playing.” […]
A Small Yet Fundamental Truth
Posted on April 25, 2008 36 Comments
There is nothing you can do to make a MySpace page actually look good. No matter what you do to them, they still end up looking like a genetic misfire between a 1996-era personal Web page and a screen full of Visual Basic buttons laid out by a monkey. I think so many people migrated […]
Whatever Everyone Else is Saying