The Now Standard E-Mail Apology

For various reasons, I’m way behind on my e-mail. I’ll try to catch up in the next couple of days. If you’ve sent me e-mail in the last week to ten days, er, well, sorry.

7 Comments on “The Now Standard E-Mail Apology”

  1. Well, there was that thing I forwarded you about my uncle dying and offering you the chance to help me retrieve the sum of $37,000,000 he’d left in a numbered account, but there was a time limit on that one, so I guess it’s your loss and all.

  2. Don’t believe him, John.

    He’ll resend it in a day or two, under a pseudonym.

  3. I think a summer vacation schedule has a minimum of two weeks as the standard for an email response. So don’t fear – you’re not late yet.

  4. I just sent you an e-mail letting you know that I haven’t sent you any e-mails lately, so you don’t need to apologize to me for not responding.

    I eagerly await your reply.

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