Toward a Canonical List of Zombie Rhymes
I’m off at an ungodly early hour to catch my flight to Denvention and am likely not to be back on at all today. So while I’m away, here’s something to keep you busy:
Make Zombie Rhymes.
What are zombie rhymes? Well, they’re like this:
Q: What do zombies like to eat?
Q: What do vegetarian zombies like to eat?
Q: What do vegetarian zombies eat when they’re on vacation in Jamaica?
Q: What is the favorite city of Illinois zombies?
A: DES PLAAAAAAINES.
Q: What are zombies’ favorite scale model entertainment?
A: MODEL TRAAAAAINS.
Okay, now you try one.