It Has Been Revealed
Now it has been revealed — and it is this:
Yes, yes. A black velvet Wesley Crusher, delivered to none other than Wil Wheaton himself.
Wil tells the tale here. Trust me, you want to read it.
How do I feel?
BWA HA HA HA HA HAH HA!
Man, that’s cathartic.
Update, 9am 8/22/08: The thread about this entry on Fark (hi, Farksters!) has some pretty amusing Photoshoppery of the above picture.