They are:

1. Gymnastics

2. Higher order mathematics

3. Consuming an entire funnel cake from the local fair without going into a complete grease overdose.

Guess which one of these I just tried to do.

Just for the hell of it, here’s what I’d like you guys to try:

1. Tell us something you don’t like about your preferred presidential candidate

and/or

2. Tell us something you do like about the other guy (or guys, if you want to pitch in minor candidates).

Only respond to a question if you can answer it; don’t say “There’s nothing good about McCain/Obama because [insert talking points here]” or some such. Dig down deep, people.

I’m really interesting in seeing the answers here.