A Jilted and Angry Ghlaghghee Walks in on Zeus and Kodi in Their Secret Interspecies Love Nest!!!
Posted on October 17, 2008 Posted by John Scalzi 21 Comments
Zeus tries to explain that it’s not what it looks like. But how could it not be? What else could it be? How can Ghlaghghee ever learn to trust again? Kodi, meanwhile, stares pensively into the distance. She’s the oldest and wisest of the trio. In her heart, she knew that it could never last. But they’ll always have the stairwell. And tonight.
“Haha – soon they will try to bring the laundry basket back up, but we have blocked their way!”
Hm. Somebody leads a rich fantasy life!
Dammit John, now I have Bob Seger in my head!
Sad so sad. As the old bromide goes – “Better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.”
You’re so wonderfully weird.
Better to have Bob Seger in your head than that insipid Kenny Rogers cover.
I used to have a cat that would pepper our dog with tender little cat kisses and the cuddle up next to him. The other cat would go all apoplectic.
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… mass hysteria!
Someone had to say it. Just glad to be there for ya, Scalzi.
Now Zeus will be forced to resign from his Scalzi Household congressional seat.
I can hear it now “C’mon Ghlaghghee….baby you know she means nothing to me – I was just checking out her fleas. why all the cameras?? you didn’t have to call cheaters, we could have talked about this at home” hahaha
“Our Cheaters cameras followed Zeus and intercepted this phone call”
GHLAGHGHEE: Hey, baby, when you coming home?
ZEUS: I… um… am out picking up a quart of milk, and I want to make sure I get the right one.
GHLAGHGHEE: Well, hurry home, baby. I miss you.
“One of our Cheaters private detectives then followed Zeus to a local bar. There, he met the companion, named Kodi, in the parking lot where they sniffed affectionate butts before climbing into the backseat of Zeus’s car. For the next fifteen minutes, the car rocked and windows fogged. At this point, we approached Ghlaghghee with our evidence.”
Ghlaghlee, baby, it’s just evolution, baby. Men aren’t built for monogamy, baby… it doesn’t mean I love you any less…
On deadline, are we?
-the artist formerly known as Tracey C.
It is interesting how animals like to lay at the top of a stairwell. Both my dogs will do it when I am upstairs, or sometimes one will be at the top and the other will cover the bottom.
Well, we all know the problems of a couple of cats and a big ol’ hairy dawg don’t matter a hill of beans in this crazy world…
Wow – give them all superpowers and it would be like an episode of “Heroes”.
How do you get these types of pictures from your pets? Do you just follow them around with a camera and get whatever you can or do you see them in a situation and then go get the camera?
Please… Please… Please… get out of the house for a while… your sanity is clearly in jeopardy. ;->
O On Dangerous Ground Scalzi, are you begging to have your recently granted Seal of Approval Award stripped and a Seal of Disapproval Award awarded?
There are so many things wrong with this poor picture we hardly know where to begin.
1. Magnificent She is not centered nor filling the frame.
2. Anteater-Thing is not permitted in any picture posted on this silly blog, or have you once again forgotten?
3. This is 2008 and believe it or not, you have no artistic talent. Therefore, the picture should be in color.
4. Again, your textual update is so full of foolishness there’s nothing to do but delete it and hope it disappears from our memory.
You really are hopeless. We feel so sorry for the Trials and Tribulations of Her Most Glorious Shimmering Radiance in having to associate with you.
But She will prevail in the end.
The Official Ghlaghghee Fan Club
I don’t think words can express how much I needed that =)
Alternate caption: Another busy day at the All-Species Nail Salon.
A little puss never hurt anyone… mostly.