Election List III: Things Sarah Palin Has Shot Or Would Shoot From a Helicopter

It’s quite a list.

Election List III: Things Sarah Palin Has Shot Or Would Shoot From a Helicopter

1. Wolves

2. Coyotes

3. Arctic foxes

4. Deer

5. Giraffes

6. Tortoises

7. Dolphins

8. Salmon

9. Katie Couric

10. That son of a bitch that divorced her sister

11. Kittens

12. Whoever made that Photoshopped picture of her in a bikini, holding a rifle

13. Owls

14. Baby seals

15. Tina Fey

16. Andrew Sullivan

17. Levi (note to self: Only wound)

18. Donkeys

19. Elephants

20. John McCain

25 Comments on “Election List III: Things Sarah Palin Has Shot Or Would Shoot From a Helicopter”

  1. Hey, you left out some of the really obvious Alaska ones (beyond Levi and McCain)

    Musk Oxen
    Ted Stevens
    Randy Ruedrich
    Lyda Green
    Rachel Maddow
    Andrew Halcro

    I was at a dinner tonight where a lifelong Republican called our governor a lightweight and said she wanted to vote for Nader, because she won’t vote for a McCain/Palin ticket and can’t bring herself to vote for Obama. Ouch…

  2. Sarah P., following the fine vice-presidential tradition of Dick Cheney…

    17. Levi (note to self: Only wound)

    In the balls?

  3. Russia
    pylons of the bridge to nowhere
    Charles Darwin
    Andrew Sullivan’s hominid ancestors

  4. — You guys oughtta make me vice president!
    — Why should we make you vice president?
    — ‘Cause I’m so goddamn awesome. I got over a hundred and fifty confirmed kills. That ain’t no shit, either.
    — Any women? Or children?
    — Yeah, some.
    — How can you shoot women and children?
    — Simple! You just don’t lead ’em as much! Ain’t war hell? You betcha!

  5. Only thing I’d subtract from the list is Tina Fey. Palin apparently offered to have her daughter Bristol babysit for Tina Fey, so if Palin shot Tina Fey, then Bristol is going to have to babysit for about 18 years.

    Oh, and you have to add Don Young.

  6. Odd, I expected to see Barack Obama on that list.

    Then again, if he’s elected, she can kick off her Palin ’12 campaign. *shudders*

  7. One of those really scary t-shirt launcher guns they use at stadiums. When you kill a Dire Wolf and it drops a “McCain/Palin ’08” t-shirt instead of a quest item, you’ll know why.

  8. The idea of Palin shooting a kitten makes me frown, but for some reason the idea of her shooting an owl makes me want to burst into tears.

    They can FLIP THEIR HEADS NEARLY UPSIDE-DOWN! Why would you want to shoot one? Come on, Sarah, think of the owlets!

  9. olddog299 – Short, fat, ugly troll seeks bridge to haunt and folks needing molesting of the mind. Beware climate change as the Orcs are again ascendant.

    Coming very late to the party (janitors usually wait until everyone else has gone home) I am surprised that the all-purpose, generic Democrat didn’t make her list…

  10. Palin’s a good looking woman, but I think looks alone aren’t really enough to qualify you as the leader of the free world. An a non-american, I’m glad that the republicans got beat, I have no real issue with McCain, but god forbid something should happen to him and Palin ends up the most powerful person on the planet!

  11. While “Security Light” is obvious spam, the older “Bethany” comment is full of spammy evil as well – look at the URL listed as ‘her’ website…

    Feel free to delete this comment along with the spam…

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