Election List VI: The Contents of the Republican Poll-Watching Kit
Posted on October 31, 2008 Posted by John Scalzi 12 Comments
It’s more compact than the Democrat one.
Election List VI: The Contents of the Republican Poll-Watching Kit
1. A fifth of gin
2. Ambien
3. Sleep mask
Mmm, gin. I hope it’s Bombay Saphire.
Is “Democratic” the adjective you are looking for?
Hey, it could be worse.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_presidential_election,_1984
Live in hope, Doug. Live in hope.
4. Favorite gun — It takes the place of the teddy bear on the Dem list.
Palin 2012 bumper sticker
Sarah Palin blow up doll
Glock 17
1 bullet
Instructions for calling ServPro to clean up after the paramedics finish scraping your brains off the wall.
@6
We don’t clean up brains, that’s for the ME’s office to do. :-)
@7
Well, I never said the items were logical or, for that matter, rational.
@2,4: I think Doug was objecting to the use of “Democrat” as an adjective in the sentence above the graphic.
That, or crazy. But crazy usually shouldn’t be the first theory, unless you really can’t come up with any others.
Chris, Doug: Nope. That’s how ya say it. In other words, Scalzi’s got this one right. That’s how I say it all the time. Heh, heh, heh, heh
4. Pistol they’ll have to pry from cold, dead fingers.
5. Cold, dead fingers.
Remember the good old days when gin was the poison-of-choice of the lower classes?