Ill Advised Beard Styles, One of Several
I am occasionally asked: “Hey, Scalzi, why don’t you rock the beard like C. Everett Koop?” And this is why:
Basically because it makes me look like I just got out of Amish prison. That is, if they had prisons. Which I’m fairly sure they don’t. But if they did, this is what it would be like.
Now, excuse me. I gotta go shave off the rest of this thing.