Aw, Shucks

The folks at ThinkGeek say nice things about me here.

For the record, I heart ThinkGeek, too. If I ever manage to rouse myself to make my planned BACONCATâ„¢ line of T-shirts and accessories, I know where I want to sell them.

Sonic Cruelty Creeps In On Little, Tinkly, Piano-Laden Feet

Click this link for mp3-encoded audio horror.


You Have Been Thanked, By More Than One Person

Vera Nazarian, the writer for whom so many of you donated after reading this story, has posted a long and fulsome appreciation to all those who have helped her, and you can find it here. If you were one of the people who gave to help her out, this is directed to you.

Also directed to you: my thanks, because as of a few minutes ago, the amount I’ve collected here has just crawled over the $3,000 mark (that’s not counting the $1,000 in matching funds Subterranean Press publisher Bill Schafer already sent her way). I’ll be mailing that to her Saturday morning. Vera has publicly given me thanks for what I’ve done, but the fact of the matter is it’s your generosity that is letting her keep her house and fix her sewer line and generally making her holidays blessed ones. So whatever thanks I’ve accrued here, I’m officially passing on to you. Well done, you, and thank you again.

The Suckiest SF Movie of the Last Twelve Months

It’s Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem. In case you were wondering. I explain why in my AMC column this week, and offer you a chance to nominate your own offenders for the title in the comments. Please do!