Why I So Infrequently Wear a Bowler Hat
Because I’m about 30 years too old to pull off the “adorable street urchin” look, that’s why.
Photo by my friend Doselle, who I suspect the bowler hat would have looked much better on. Bowler hat via my pal Brian, who in fact it did look better on. It takes a special sort of man to work a bowler hat, basically, and I am clearly not he.