Chang not Chang, in his capacity as the spokesman for The Official Ghlaghghee Fan Club, has this to say about the Hat-tastic picture:
O Wrong Scalzi, what is wrong with this picture?
The Executive Committee of The Official Ghlaghghee Fan Club is pleased to tell you:
Her Most Glorious Perfect Shimmering Radiant Perfection is nowhere to be seen in this picture.
This is wrong. Make it right.
I’m not sure Ghlaghghee entirely approved of the chapeau, however.