Daily Archives: April 1, 2009
Reader Request Week 2009 #5: Having Been Poor
Posted on April 1, 2009 76 Comments
X writes: Reading your ‘being poor’ topic and having been under-monetized at points in my past, I’m wondering how you think that affects/should affect a person’s current lifestyle. Could being a packrat be related to that? Habitually looking at the price of everything just another case of OCD? How about being traumatized by the thought […]
Because I Don’t Need a Culturally Sanctioned Day to Lie My Ass Off to All Y’all
Posted on April 1, 2009 28 Comments
I will not be trying to fool you all here today. Rather, I will feed you lies and disinformation on any day I damn well feel like doing it. I may have done it already, in fact. You don’t know. You will never know. That’s what makes it fun. That is all.
Yes, I’ve Seen It
Posted on April 1, 2009 31 Comments
ThinkGeek’s April Fool’s Day product for the year: Squeez Bacon. And yes, I received about ten e-mails about it in five minutes. You can stop sending the e-mail. More than one of the e-mail wrote something along the line of “clearly they were thinking about you.” Well, while in fact the folks at ThinkGeek and […]
Whatever Everyone Else is Saying