To every man who has managed to contribute to the propogation of the species and/or has voluntarily agreed in a legally binding sense to keep a genetically unrelated child from being consumed by wolves or leprechauns or whatever: Good on you. Have a day.
Personally, I’d like to take a moment to thank the person who makes my participation in this day possible:
Also a significant player in my participation:
Here’s a little song that goes out them both.