I Suspect Some Mockery

A series of Scalzi LOLHugos over at MightyGodKing.com:

The rest are possibly not safe for work.

Yes, yes. Laugh it up, friends. Me and my HUGO AWARD WINNING HAWESOMEOSITY can take it.

41 Comments on “I Suspect Some Mockery”

  1. Linkie no workie: I think we may have wanged* it.

    *- ‘Wanged’ is Penny Arcade’s term for Slashdotting- an unintended DOS attack on a link- does John need his own term? Ideas?

  2. It’s interesting to see that the linked picture does not appear here, and when I attempt to go to the MightyGodKing.com web site, my employer’s filter system for the Interweb denies access because of “inappropriate content”.

    It looks as if I will have to wait until I get home tonight to properly appreciate the creativity of the folks at MightyGodKing.com. Now the question becomes – can I survive the suspense and tension for that length of time?

    With best wishes,
    – Tom –

  3. @Mark Terry: I ran the neo-pagan association in college. Our theme song (to the tune of “If You’re Happy and You Know it Clap Your Hands”) was “If It’s Longer Than It’s Wide Than It’s a Phallus.”

  4. Congrats again on your Hugo win! Montreal was great!! Are you going to Melborne or Raleigh or both next year? I’m going through Worldcon withdrawal.

  5. John @4: It’s back up.
    John @6: And now it’s down again. Interesting.

    Well, you know how those darn rockets can be. Is this also an inherent property?

  6. John @4: It’s back up.
    John @6: And now it’s down again. Interesting.

    You know, they have pills for that sort of thing….

  7. John, can you please make an announcement as soon as you know you’ll be coming to Worldcon 2010 in Melbourne? For you I’d fly.

  8. [quote]*- ‘Wanged’ is Penny Arcade’s term for Slashdotting- an unintended DOS attack on a link- does John need his own term? Ideas?[/quote]

    “scalded” :)

  9. Mark Terry @1:

    Because even Tolerant Wife has limits — and Mr Scalzi running around in a room full of people with cameras with an award that has sharp edges is a liability nightmare?

  10. Megan (@9): “I ran the neo-pagan association in college. Our theme song (to the tune of “If You’re Happy and You Know it Clap Your Hands”) was “If It’s Longer Than It’s Wide Than It’s a Phallus.””

    I may be pleased that the above criteria makes me a phallus. I suspect this may be true for everyone, save the morbidly obese who may be wider than they are tall.

  11. Oh! On rereading, the last one said “prostitute” – I thought it said “prostate”

  12. @30: If it’s shorter than it’s wide, then you turn it on it’s side
    Now it’s longer than it’s wide and it’s a phallus!

  13. I’m glad to see my wife’s “Heckle Scalzi!” picture made it back to the source.

    Even if Bird had to modify it first.

  14. Off-topic, I just ordered MEATropolis. I can’t wait to see how the top SF writers of today handle writing about a city of meat. Promises to be fascinating.

  15. I was going to ask what you did to poor Frank Wu to make him scream like that, but upon further review, I have decided not to.

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