KHAAAAAAAN!
Posted on August 19, 2009 Posted by John Scalzi 28 Comments
Cuter than Kirk, however.
Posted on August 19, 2009 Posted by John Scalzi 28 Comments
Cuter than Kirk, however.
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Some very powerful cookies she cooked there, apparently.
Tweaked out the color balance and nearly caused a major tornado.
You’re letting your child use your powers for less than entirely good purposes, aren’t you…
Ya but no toupee.
Cute pic of the daughter, nicely photoshopped. Was it taken when the storm rolled in?
What deadline are you avoiding, anyway?
Next one we see will probably be a cat.
How is she at negotiating air fare?
No deadlines at the moment, actually.
Cuter than Kirk, however.
Isn’t that a bit of damning with faint praise?
And how is she at reciting Sarah Palin’s tweets as Beat poetry?
Wow – what Photoshop plug-in is that? That’s really cool looking and now I want to do it to my daughter (sans angst.)
It’s several, plus various layering tricks.
Does she also not believe in the no-win scenario?
Weeeeeere here
Of course, ICHC did it better, :-)
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Find Edges I recognize – I’ll have to see what other tricks turn out the neat effects you’ve demoed. Well done, you.
Having just watched the new Star Trek movie tonight with some friends, the timing of this post is exquisite.
I expect nothing less from Mr Scalzi.
cuter… but only just…
Dude, doesn’t that make you, like, Kirk’s dad?
Which would make you, like, uh, dead, wouldn’t it?
Depends on which universe, man.
“He stole my cookies…and the Genesis device”
“Athena, I am curious. What was your solution to the Kobayashi Maru?”
“I baked the instructor cookies with my special herbal ingredient. Got a commendation for original thinking. Also got the instructor into rehab with Dr. Drew. He got me Steven Adler’s autograph.”
“So you cheated.”
“I don’t believe in the no-win scenario.”
So, she just remembered that school starts next week, eh?
Yes, but does she love the mountain?
That is absolutely brilliant. :)
Possibly even better than my favourite Khaaaan!! pic to-date:
http://tinyurl.com/2qf958
Karen, I’ll see your cat and raise you…
http://www.khaaan.com/
Matt,
Hee!! Love it. Makes me smile every time. :)
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NFXj56JqcMLooks more like Athena's under the influence of a Ceti Eel.
/goes to find the # for children’s services… ;)
Just wait until she starts laughing at your ‘superior intellect’.
That’s funny — I’d have sworn that those plants were
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“COOOOOOORN!”
When we went to Cannes, my daughter told me to think of The Wrath of KHAAAAAN! so I could pronounce it correctly.
I took one look at that image and those colors and thought – ‘Geez, I didn’t know she was a Greatful Dead fan…’ :) Showing my age again, I know…