Aside From the Fact I Have a BlackBerry Storm, Not an iPhone, This is Accurate

Of course, you’ll have to click through to see what this is. And then you’ll have click back a few days to get the whole story. But what the heck. What else do you have to do with your time, right?

Unrelated: I’ve changed the look of the site today and will probably do some additional tweaking. Don’t panic.

By John Scalzi

I enjoy pie.

63 replies on “Aside From the Fact I Have a BlackBerry Storm, Not an iPhone, This is Accurate”

So it wasn’t that you didn’t have anything to say recently, it’s just that your new Hobbit overlords didn’t let you have access to enough computer power to do much. Oddly, that makes sense.

I don’t know which pics of you the artist was working from, but I’ve never seen you with such huge eyebrows.

And good work getting abducted by hobbits. You had no business being in The Shire in the first place. Early in the Fourth Age, King Elessar decreed that Men are not to enter The Shire, a law he observed himself. To my knowledge, this decree has never been rescinded.

I like the new design very much. Nice.

The comic is kinda sad, though. A “Get out of the basement” joke? Okay. I assume the comic before this one had “Take my wife… Please!” for a punchline.

Scalzi@5: I was gonna chide you for massive jargon FAIL. The title across the top is supposed to be the “flag.” The masthead is supposed to be the part where it says “Whatever. Taunting the Tauntable since 1998. John Scalzi, Proprietor.” But I see in my current dictionary that “masthead” has a secondary definition that backs you up.



Regarding the comic, I presume you’ll be eaten by a grue.

This is a secret, so keep it on the down-low: I have found that if you put the name of a famous person in some on-line project, you can get a lot of extra hits from fans of the famous person. I put the name “Shannen Doherty” on a YouTube video of the song “Oh Shenandoah”
YouTube tells me that almost all of the hits for that song were from people searching for “Shannen Doherty”. But of course, putting the link here will generate even more traffic. Heh! Shameless!

That strip was just hillarious!
I wonder how many of us felt hit by the comment about wow and leaving the basment.
I know I did, that could have been me, a few years ago.

I am a Pluto is a planet fan because the definition they come up was so arbitrary and voted on by just 400 people.

I don’t have a problem with the idea of Pluto not being a planet, I just have a problem with the process that led to that decision.

“Krissy & Athena Mount A Rescue” sounds like it could be a very bad deal for the shire, especially if they bring LopCat and Kodi. Kodi would blast the nasty evil tricksy hobbitses with her laser-beam, whereupon LopCat would, er, “clean up” the mess.

Faced with a monster dawg the size of Kodi, if I were an evil tricksy hobbit, I think I’d run the hell away, or try to convince Krissy it wasn’t my fault, I’m not to blame, the other nasty twicksy hobbitses made us do it. Really, We didn’t have anything to do with it, precious. Nice Krissy, Tolerant Krissy. Krissy wouldn’t hurts us…not Smeag…er…nice Krissy.


I don’t see them at the top. If they’re there, then I’ll chalk it up to the filters here at work. :(

(can’t see flickr pictures, can’t twitter, can’t go to icanhascheeseburger – no internet lovin’ here…)

I keep getting Patrick O’Brian flashbacks, where offenders, particularly smartass midshipmen, were ‘sent to the masthead.’

Jim@50, When you’re done, will you be using it to train the puppy?

I have no opinion of the gargantuhuge “Whatever” logo, masthead, and/or flag, but I do miss the occasionally-changed phrase that used to be part of the old logo, masthead, and/or flag.

Hey John – I clicked on Rocket Road Trip today, and Wilbur wrecked his van. You haven’t been eaten by Hobbitses, have you? Aren’t you still fending off the hords of Star Wars & Star Trek rabid fans?

Are you taking on LoTR trilogy in next week’s AMC column? Dude – it’s fantasy! No Science necessary!

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