This Was Made Existentially Funnier By the Fact I Was Drinking a Coke Zero When I Read It

Online comic Rocket Road Trip has been running a subplot in which I (or rather a slightly chunkier, flat-headed version of me) have been kidnapped by hobbits, who are trying to force me to join their Lord of the Rings musical. This is how they finally made me crack.

In other news it’s mildly odd being a fictional character in somebody’s Web comic. Amusing, but odd.

By John Scalzi

I enjoy pie.

36 replies on “This Was Made Existentially Funnier By the Fact I Was Drinking a Coke Zero When I Read It”

Some day, maybe there will be a Penny Arcade interpretation of you. That’s when you will know you’ve hit the big time. (I saw the ZT cameo a few months back, which must have been pretty pleasing.)

I just had a thought–if Scalzi, Gaiman, and PA ever featured each other in their respective contents on the same day, and linked to each other, the resulting loop would melt half the servers on the Internet with the sheer energy of white-hot traffic.

I have only two things to add here:

1. This was not a good topic to read at midnight when still stuck at work on a theoretical holiday.

2. Based on prior common observations that if you can think of it, there’s probably a porn/fetish website for it on them thar interwebs, I now expect someone to find and post the link for Ewok/Hobbit Scalzi/Coke Zero bondage porn fanfic.

Extra bonus points if you write it to create it. Because that’s so far beyond lame it’s back into cool again. Or maybe not, but it’s at least an amusing idea as I stare at the clock and wonder when this data will be done cooking.

So when do you use your superpowers to become the guy from the back of “Your Hate Mail Will Be Graded” and totally kick some hobbit butt?

Just asking…

I’m a reformed “Dew head” cause being diabetic and drinking Mtn Dew is not being on the path to long life. In those days, tricksy hobbits would only need about 5-10 seconds to get me to babble.

Tried Coke Zero after the many references here and went, “meh, it’s OK” but…

Cherry Coke Zero! Thus my soda addiction is once again taken care of and I can rationalize that it’s better for me than the Dew thing.

Notice I did say better and not good. ;D

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