Daily Archives: September 9, 2009
Here, Have a Place to Talk About That Other Obama Speech
Posted on September 9, 2009 209 Comments
You know. The one where he overthrew the capitalist system to give illegal immigrants federally subsided breast enhancements. Oh, sorry, wrong universe. I mean, the one where he talked about health care. Keep it mellow, don’t stab each other in the eyeballs, and remember that slapping down the “Obama = Socialist” card will get you […]
That Obama Speech, or, Expunging the Stupid Use of Words
Posted on September 9, 2009 229 Comments
Wow, that was sure some socialist speech Obama gave yesterday, huh? I went to pick up Athena from school, and all the kids marched out of building, singing “The Internationale” and clutching copies of the children’s illustrated edition of Das Kapital, distributed by smiling members of Young People’s Socialist League. Truly, it’s a new day […]
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