Daily Archives: September 25, 2009

Dear Toad in My Front Bushes: It’s Totally Not Safe Here

Posted on September 25, 2009     60 Comments

I mean, dude: Did you not see that three cats live here? And cats, as I’m sure you know, love to take toads like you and do all sorts of horrible, unspeakable things with them. Starting with their intestines. So while I’m perfectly happy to have you around, eating up bugs and look adorable in […]

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