Very Vaguely Related to Previous Entries Today

I suspect it’s a carefully designed hoax, but even if it is, it’s still cool.

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  1. And lo, they appear in raiment of neoprene with waterproof shoes upon their feet. Follow thou, their Holy JetSki of Portugal! These guys are messiahs; I should know, I’ve followed a few.

  2. Oops – that must be what “Done with errors on page” refers too. I am going to have to check out your blog at home (on a Mac instead of a business computador.) Please disregard me.

  3. With the trees and bushes clearly sticking out of the water, I would guess that the lake flooded and they are simply running in shallow water, then dropping into a deeper part of the lake.

  4. I’m going to go with a dock submerged by the high water. Their max distances before sinking are very similar. Nicely done though.

  5. Sorry, at 48 seconds into the clip, you can see the guy’s last step causes (whatever it is he’s stepping on) to actually rise up in front of his foot, causing water to go up in front of him.

    Whatever it is, it remains below the water, but it obviously was something loose enough to move when jumped on.

  6. There was a Mythbusters a while back where they were able to walk on… well, not water, it was some sort of flour-based liquid.

    Seems like it would be possible to do, though, if you had the right speed & materials. Some air-filled shoes with a very water-repellent surface ought to do the trick.

    If nothing else, you could go ask Ric Ocasek how he did it.

  7. There was a Mythbusters a while back where they were able to walk on… well, not water, it was some sort of flour-based liquid.

    I believe it was cornstarch + water, which can be really cool

  8. FWIW, I’m looking at it on an iPad without any trouble. A neat clip, though if it is (as seems likely) a hoax, why not go a little crazier?

  9. Man, what the heck is with me and html links. “cool” should have linked to this:

  10. Back in undergrad, one of my physics profs and I worked out that if you wanted a human to run on water like a basilisk lizard, the human would have to run at about 60 mph. Somehow, I do not think that those guys were running that fast. :-P

  11. The cartoon physics is strong in these lads.

  12. Fred#10
    I think they have totally nailed how far to take it. They have that surfer, X sport sort of mentality in the interviews, they have enough of the “almost but no, missed it…” footage. They will take in at least 50% of the people.
    If they pulled it over the top, with say a back flip, then fewer people would fall for the thing.

    I wonder if it was first posted on April 1st?

  13. Extremely hydrophobic shoes / flippers are the sine qua non of this sport.

    Of course, the hard part is getting them to stay on your dirty-bags-of-mostly-water feet.

  14. Jen – wife. mother. knitter. unschooler. band geek. fatass. card-carrying socialist. militant breastfeeder. profane. agnostic. ENFP
    CTJen

    Uh, I’m going to go with viral marketing for the shoes. It doesn’t make it any less fun though. :-)

  15. Owen@13; that is close to the number I remember (58 mph). Might be less with bigger shoes though.

  16. Greg @ 7: Excellent catch. I don’t think I’d have caught it without far more forensic dedication than I was ready to put in.

    Sara @ 16: Yeah, I thought it was pretty much perfect too. The failure rate is actually one of the best parts of the craziness, and they have the enthusiast tone note perfect. Probably ’cause it’s real, just not directed to its ostensible object of desire…

  17. Yeah, high-viscosity fluids, lots of youtube vids with people running on custard and stuff.

    This, however, not possible. Basic physics.

    You only suspect it’s a hoax JS? I thought you, like, wrote science books and stuff? ;)

  18. Notice how they all sink at almost the exact same point once they get running, thus confirming Greg (#7) theory about something under the water to run on.

    Nonetheless it’s very nicely done :D

  19. At about 2:20 in, you can see the change in the water where whatever they’re running on ends… I predicted to the step where the guy was going to fall in. So yes, probably somewhere with a little flooding and they’re running off a dock. :-)

  20. Certainly a hoax; almost certainly viral marketing for the shoes – one of them is wearing a baseball cap with the shoemaker’s logo, for instance. But very well-made.

    Owen@13, Chuk@21: so Flash, Dash of the Incredibles, etc, really could run on water? I was under the impression there was a problem with density/surface area ratios or something.

  21. Bob @14: I was thinking sort of the same thing. There was a comedian who did a routine about how he liked to pick up hitchikers and then freak them out:

    “Put on your seatbelt, I saw this in a cartoon once but I think I can do it…”

  22. changterhune – Before you hear lies from Chang Terhune himself, we thought we’d tell you the truth: without us, his old action figures, he’d be nowhere. He loved science fiction from way back and began reading it at an early age, but it was through us that he acted it all out. That’s what led to the writing. He watched a lot of science fiction shows like Star Trek, U.F.O, and movies, too. But we were always there to do his bidding. And it’s like they say: you always forget about the little people on your way up. Oh, the 70’s and early 80’s with him were good times! He’d use these blocks and make all the crazy buildings for us to be in his stories. I gotta say the kid’s imagination was pretty damn fertile. Oh, he had friends, but they just weren’t into it like him. He was like the Lance Armstrong of action figures. And of science fiction. At first, when he began writing in the eighth grade, we didn’t mind. He still made time for us. And we knew that when he was holding us in his sweaty little hands and he got that far off look in his eye, he’d come back to burying us in the back yard or - god forbid! – blowing us up with firecrackers. But it was worth it for a part in one of those stories. We loved him for it. He kept us around even when we were minus a leg or two - or even a head. In that mind of his, he found a use for all of us. Then he discovered girls. October, 1986. It was like the end of the world. One day we’re standing in the middle of this building block creation he’d pretended was some marble city on a planet near Alpha Centauri and the next we were stuck in a box in the closet. Not even a “See ya later!” Nope, it was into the closet, then we heard some high-pitched girly-giggles then silence. We didn’t see him for years. We got word about him once in a while. Heard he took up writing, but it was crap like “The Breakfast Club” only with better music. We couldn’t believe it. Not Charlie. What happened to those aliens with heads he’d sculpted out of wax? Spaceships? Those complex plots? All gone. For what? You guessed it: Girls. Emotions. “Serious fiction.” I tell you, it was like hearing Elvis had left the building. During our two decade exile in the closet, we heard other things about him. He went to college. He wrote a lot, but not much he really liked. We knew it even then. It was like he didn’t dare write science fiction. Some of us had lost hope and just lay there. Others kept vigil, hoping for a day we didn’t dare speak about. Then we heard he’d stopped writing in 1996. Did he come to reclaim us? No. He took up music for ten years or so. He took up yoga. Once in a while, he’d visit us in the closet. But it was half-hearted. His mind was elsewhere. Then one day, he really did come back for us. One second we’re in the dark and the next thing we know we’re in a car headed for Massachusetts. Suddenly we got a whole shelf to ourselves out in broad daylight! Then he bought a bunch of others form some planet called Ebay. He’d just sit and stare at us with that old look. But why were we suddenly back in the picture? He had a wife now, who didn’t mind that he played with us. So what had happened? Turns out he’d never forgotten about those stories. He’d been thinking about all of us and the stories he’d made up and then remembered he’d been a writer once. From the shelf we could see him typing away. Before long he’s got a whole novel together! Then he’s working on another one. Word is there are two more in the planning stages! Some short stories, too! It’s good to see him using his imagination again. Its good to know he never abandoned us. He returned to his true love of science fiction. We hear the stories are pretty good. Someday we’ll get one of the cats to score us a copy of the manuscript. Man, it’s good to be out of the damn closet! --- I'm smarter than you I'm harder than you I'm better than you I'm just raw I'm hotter than you More popular than you More clever than you And goshdarn it, people like me I'm smarter than you I'm harder than you I'm better than you I'm just raw I'm hotter than you More popular than you More clever than you And goshdarn it, people like me
    Chang for days

    It looks suspiciously like softcore porn what with all the fit men in neoprene running in water.

    I call BS, but way cool BS.

  23. The walking on water was fun. I agree, probably a submerged dock. The video is really well done.

    That cornstarch & water on a speaker is positively hypnotic! It’s like a lava lamp met a monster from the moon and got funky. Very funky.

    (Wondering if I have cornstarch in the cupboard AND a speaker to spare…)

  24. This reminds me of the ending of the old movie “Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins.” Where Master Chiun makes his escape.

  25. I also remember hearing years ago, about people hydroplaning ATV’s across lakes.

    It does seem in this instance, like they are very consistent about what path they run.

  26. My favorite part is the music. I love how Gustavo Santaollala’s music is getting such weird, wide play. It will always evoke Deadwood for me.

  27. I like when they’re waking up early and sleeping in the car on the way to the lake. Heh. I watch a lot of Fuel TV and they’ve always got those shots. The whole thing is well done.

    You can, however, snowmobile across water. I’ve seen it done and know a lot of folks who do it. If you’ve ever dug one of those suckers out of the snow you know how heavy they are and how freakin’ cool it is to see them skate.

  28. Heteromeles – Heteromeles is the genus of toyon, a shrub in the rose family that occurs from San Francisco south to Baja California. It is the "holly" of Hollywood fame
    Heteromeles

    I vote for the sunken dock. If you pay attention to the trees and shore, it sure looks like they are all running the same (more or less straight) course out into the water, and they all sink in the same spot. When they sink in, they’re running in different spots.

  29. ruzkin – I was born in Hong Kong in '85 and knew by the age of six that I wanted to be a writer. People spent the next fifteen years telling me it was impossible. Fifteen years too late, I've told them to shove it. I live in Melbourne, study Industrial Design, work in a bookshop and write every day. One day I'll crack the market. You're welcome to wait and watch for as many years as that takes.
    ruzkin

    It’s an acrylic sheet just below water level, which is what some people have seen bucking and twisting at certain points in the video. It’s the same trick used for music videos and magic tricks where people walk on water – the acrylic has almost the same refractive index as the water, and so seems invisible in low light.

  30. Comments on YouTube indicate it’s a viral marketing campaign for Hi Tech shoes. It’s still pretty cool, though.

  31. @ Owen & Chuk: According to the BBC Life series, humans have to run at 65mph to walk on water. Truly, the shot on the documentary from underwater looking up at the basilisk lizard is impressive.

  32. I really liked their names. Total Euro-Extreme Sport style.

    Wasn’t there also a recent marketing campaign of a similar nature, where the guy ended up on a baby pool after being rocketed across a valley?

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