Daily Archives: May 25, 2010

The Wife is Strangely Unconvinced I Will Return Her New iPad

But I only wanted to take a picture of it for the blog. I swear. However, any further attempt to extricate said iPad would result in my arm being removed at the socket and me being beaten to death with it, so, here, have a picture of my wife threatening death to anyone (read: me) […]

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Once Upon a Time Judy Blume’s 401(k) Went Belly Up and George Lucas Wanted to Help

For certain values of “help,” mind you. No, I don’t know what Judy Blume did to deserve me doing this to her. George Lucas, of course, is another story. Try to imagine the text! No, you know what, on second thought, don’t. Also, no, I don’t have a deadline today. I just woke up with […]

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