Once Upon a Time Judy Blume’s 401(k) Went Belly Up and George Lucas Wanted to Help
For certain values of “help,” mind you.
No, I don’t know what Judy Blume did to deserve me doing this to her. George Lucas, of course, is another story.
Try to imagine the text! No, you know what, on second thought, don’t.
Also, no, I don’t have a deadline today. I just woke up with this in my head and knew that unless I inflicted it on all of you, it would never leave me. So, there, the dark deed is done. And now I have the rest of my day free and clear.