The Enduring Power of Bacon Cat
If for some inexplicable reason you have no idea why this is so funny, go here.
I would like to state for the record that as much as I like and admire the fine folks at ThinkGeek, which is in itself one of my favorite online retailers in the history of ever, I cannot in good conscience recommend spreading Bacconaise or indeed any mayo-derived substance onto one’s cat. I think doing so could only end in tears for you, for the cat, and for your upholstery. No one wins when you Baconnaise your cat. Thank you, this ends today’s public service message.